A scarring interesting day...
You know those days you want to relish and soak up? That was my day, for the most part. In the second part it got to be...well I'll let you read what happened.
The day was dragging on with a steady flow of customers. Two really handsome young men - I'm talking one blond with blue eyes and the other with dark hair and a shadowy beard. Anyways, they stepped up to my cash register and ordered a couple meals. Then it dawned on me, the dark hair guy was really really shy and only looked at me when I spoke, he stood fairly close to the other guy and he couldn't stop touching the other guy, or was it my imagination?
Arms around each other in a booth confirmed my thoughts; they were gay. (Mind you I don't think gay people are bad, I just find their choice gross, sad and wrong.) By the time they were ready for refills I had finally recovered from the shock of their handsomeness plus gayness. That soon went up in the air as I looked up to witness their loving cute kiss! I can't believe I just called it cute! Why? = A scarring moment~
Placing my shirt on the conveyor belt in the checkout line at Target, two men ahead of me said "sugar free or no sugarfree?" I replied "no sugar free." The short fit man raised his hand and said "Aallriiight you're my kind of girl!" I slapped his hand and then the other said "sugar free or sugarless?" I replied "sugarless." As if my answer was not good enough they asked me one more time, "Sugar free or no sugar free?" Again I replied no sugar free, because the additives in sugar free gum is harmful to your body even though it's pretty good. Bewildered at their enthusiasm about my answer, I just said "the gum you've picked is good." That sure made them smile for the short man rocked on his heals saying "Yeeahh! Good kissing gum huh?!" Before I could reply to that, the other said "or would you know?" Annoyed yet smiling, I said "I wouldn't know." Mr. Shorty said, "oh you haven't kissed a guy yet?" I just replied "no." Then! He seemed the need to know, "Have you kissed a girl?" Practically dumbfounded my mouth dropped and I said "no!" (Silently thinking of the guys an half hour ago.) Might I add these men were my dads age!
They purchased their gum, I wondered if they were gay, and then they handed me a piece of juicy fruit gum as well as the cashier girl, smiling and chuckling they walked away.
The cashier and I looked at each other in goofy bemusement and I finally bought my shirt!~
To add to the weirdness of my afternnon I went to hug my grandma from the passenger seat to her in the drivers seat, and I fell! In an awkward position, my hand dangling between the drivers door and her seat, my face in her armpit and my body lying between the seats I couldn't surpress the laughter that bubbled out over my afternoon =) The laughter that came from the moment was worth it though!
sigh~ What a day! And It's still not over yet!
The day was dragging on with a steady flow of customers. Two really handsome young men - I'm talking one blond with blue eyes and the other with dark hair and a shadowy beard. Anyways, they stepped up to my cash register and ordered a couple meals. Then it dawned on me, the dark hair guy was really really shy and only looked at me when I spoke, he stood fairly close to the other guy and he couldn't stop touching the other guy, or was it my imagination?
Arms around each other in a booth confirmed my thoughts; they were gay. (Mind you I don't think gay people are bad, I just find their choice gross, sad and wrong.) By the time they were ready for refills I had finally recovered from the shock of their handsomeness plus gayness. That soon went up in the air as I looked up to witness their loving cute kiss! I can't believe I just called it cute! Why? = A scarring moment~
Placing my shirt on the conveyor belt in the checkout line at Target, two men ahead of me said "sugar free or no sugarfree?" I replied "no sugar free." The short fit man raised his hand and said "Aallriiight you're my kind of girl!" I slapped his hand and then the other said "sugar free or sugarless?" I replied "sugarless." As if my answer was not good enough they asked me one more time, "Sugar free or no sugar free?" Again I replied no sugar free, because the additives in sugar free gum is harmful to your body even though it's pretty good. Bewildered at their enthusiasm about my answer, I just said "the gum you've picked is good." That sure made them smile for the short man rocked on his heals saying "Yeeahh! Good kissing gum huh?!" Before I could reply to that, the other said "or would you know?" Annoyed yet smiling, I said "I wouldn't know." Mr. Shorty said, "oh you haven't kissed a guy yet?" I just replied "no." Then! He seemed the need to know, "Have you kissed a girl?" Practically dumbfounded my mouth dropped and I said "no!" (Silently thinking of the guys an half hour ago.) Might I add these men were my dads age!
They purchased their gum, I wondered if they were gay, and then they handed me a piece of juicy fruit gum as well as the cashier girl, smiling and chuckling they walked away.
The cashier and I looked at each other in goofy bemusement and I finally bought my shirt!~
To add to the weirdness of my afternnon I went to hug my grandma from the passenger seat to her in the drivers seat, and I fell! In an awkward position, my hand dangling between the drivers door and her seat, my face in her armpit and my body lying between the seats I couldn't surpress the laughter that bubbled out over my afternoon =) The laughter that came from the moment was worth it though!
sigh~ What a day! And It's still not over yet!
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